A Florida woman claims she suffered nosebleeds, sinus infections and dizziness following oral surgery, because her oral surgeon forgot to take his drill bit with him when he finished working on her teeth — and it wound up lodged in her sinus for nearly a year. Donna Del-ga-o is suing surgeon Ralph Eich-stae-dt for unspecified damages for leaving the inch-long piece of steel inside her. The drill bit was removed eleven months later by another oral surgeon.
*** If you have a drill bit up your nose for 11 months, do seek medical advice, seek rehab because you have been putting other things in you nose!
The accused surgeon refused to comment on the lawsuit.
*** The AMA reports that 4 out of 5 dentists think this guy an idiot!
The customer is always right at Wal-Mart, even when it comes to fisticuffs. Ed Bauman, a 69-year-old Wal-Mart greeter from Palm Bay, Florida, has been fired for defending himself when a customer punched him on surveillance camera. On December 26th, Bauman jotted down the license plate number on a car being driven by a male customer who set off an alarm while leaving the store. The man became angry, so he took Bauman’s clipboard and punched him when he tried to retrieve it. Bauman then tried to throw a punch in an effort to protect himself.
Star Wars fans continue to get a serious lack of respect. A British man dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi had his replica light saber stolen while he walked home from a New Year’s party. The victim said four goons attacked him from behind and then took off with the light saber, worth 160 dollars. The man also suffered a broken rib and several bruises. Authorities hope the force is with them as they continue to look for the thieves James Tiberius Kirk & his accomplice described as green with pointy ears.
A college student in China knows rated-X equals F. The unidentified student, who claims his grades slipped after he discovered pornography online, recently received 15 hundred dollars for winning a contest in which he helped the government locate sexual content on the Internet. The student, who reported 32 websites, said, quote, “In the past, when I was in middle school, I used to get grades that were good enough to enter a really good university. It is because of the influence of pornography on the Internet that I was only able to go to junior college.” The contest seems to have been a success — nearly 62 thousand pornographic websites were reported.
When it comes to dealing with the fairer sex, a man in Peoria, Illinois is a little wet behind the ears — not to mention every other part of his body. The man jumped into the Illinois River last Friday after he got into an argument with his girlfriend. The couple had been sitting in a car when the guy got out and dove into the water. A policeman who happened to be in the area coaxed him back to land. Paramedics treated the man. It’s unclear if he suffered any injuries.
A Canadian man has been charged with operating a snow blower while drunk. The unidentified 41-year-old man tied up traffic during rush hour in Barrie, Ontario Tuesday evening when he decided to use his snow blower to clear a busy intersection. Police say the man was nearly struck by passing cars twice as clouds of blowing snow swirled around him. The man was arrested and charged with public intoxication. Police say he offered no explanation for his behavior.
A Pennsylvania man dressed in a hospital gown stole 50 dollars from an ex-girlfriend at a Walmart Tuesday night, but was caught moments later because the mode of transportation for his getaway was a store motorized shopping scooter. 
Customers at the Biscuits ‘N Gravy and More restaurant in Port Orange, Florida got even more Wednesday morning when a car driven by a 92-year-old man plowed into the side the building. Police say the elderly driver got out and, after making sure everyone was okay, sat down and ordered breakfast while the front end of his car remained inside the restaurant. Police cited the man for reckless driving after he finished his meal.
Today’s psycho girlfriend story comes from Missoula, Montana, where a woman upset about a break-up allegedly attacked the inside of her boyfriend’s home with a gun and hatchet. 22-year-old Camaree Fellon showed up at the guy’s home this week after drinking at a bar and got into an argument. According to court records, when the man walked out, Fellon stayed behind and allegedly took a hatchet to the walls and fired several rounds from a pistol into the windows and refrigerator.